The bedroom can get boring in a long term relationship. You’ve got the same parts, going in the same places, and there’s only so many Karma Sutra positions you can try without getting a cramp.
Why not add a little spice to your bedroom with some exciting new toys. You can find most of these toys through a quick Amazon search or on the Adam and Eve web site.
The Jack Rabbit
This is the Rolls Royce of vibrators (vibrators and dildos are different – keep reading!). It includes a rotating shaft with beads to stimulate the lips of the vagina as well. The rabbit piece (yes it’s shaped like a rabbit) has two vibrating speeds for clitoral stimulation. Turn your partner on by having them watch you use the new toy. It can be like a real-life sexy-time movie to watch you pleasure yourself with a toy that’s both interesting to watch and a guaranteed great orgasm.
Vibrating Tongue Ring
If your partner has his or her tongue pierced, this is a great toy. It looks similar to a regular tongue ring but when you attach the bottom piece, it begins to vibrate. The combination of moisture and vibration can be an incredible sensation for oral sex. You can also buy a vibrating tongue ring attachment that slides over the tongue and provides the same impact without actually piercing the tongue.
The Tantra Massage may sound cheesy but it WORKS. You can send your man into a new level of orgasm by following the steps below. You may have to practice and get over the giggles first before really getting into the massage. This type of massage is made famous by the stories of “happy endings” that you hear from back alley massage parlors.
It’s all about being in tune with your partner and relaxing his body in such a way that his orgasm is deeper, stronger, and longer!
In Tantra, the penis is called the Lingam, which in Sanskrit can be translated as “Wand of Light.” A Lingam massage is a massage of the male genitals using a large variety of strokes and grips. The goals of the Lingam massage are to honor your man’s Lingam and to help him to expand his ability to receive pleasure.
The setting and your attitude are what make a Lingam massage a special experience for your man. Prepare a quiet, preferably dim, space with a bed, a futon mattress, or a blanket and pillows on the floor. The temperature in the room should be a little warmer than normal because you will both be nude. Lighting candles or an oil lamp in the room will keep the lighting subdued and also help generate heat. Your oills and lubricants should be within easy reach. Try to get spill-proof bottles and use plastic rather than glass. Make sure that you have a couple of hours where you won’t be disturbed.
It’s not even your birthday, and he wants to lick the icing off.
You lay back anticipating the most pleasurable experience of your life. The kissing is intoxicating and you can feel, ahem, that he has something very large to offer.
It’s go time.
Five minutes later you are looking at the ceiling wondering how in the hell he’d made it this far through life without knowing that his sex is TERRIBLE. In his mind, he’s winning the gold medal too. Making all that noise! Is he really breaking a sweat? You may even wonder if this whole shebang could be accomplished without you present.
It’s really GO time now, like go the hell away.
But what if you love him? How do you tell a partner you love that his loving is atrocious?
Be forewarned that any attack on a man’s sexual performance will be considered an attack on his most sensitive side – his ego. When you attack his ego, you may as well be kicking a baby puppy with steel toe boots on. He’ll get defensive and may even blame it on you. “My ex had no complaints!” he’ll say. If that happens, do not retort with “That’s why she left you anyway!” I won’t explain how I know.
Disclaimer: This post is not for hoes. This post is not for virgins. This is for normal, sexually active women in between.
“So how many men have you slept with….”
Blow the candles out and turn off Maxwell because he just killed the mood. For some reason, men keep asking this question to the despair of women everywhere. This question leaves us with no other choice but to lie. Here’s how it goes…
By the time he asks about sexual history, he probably has an idea of how many past relationships she’s had. So when he asks how many men she’s slept with, it’s only logical that she can’t go below that number of past relationship or the lie is exposed.
If she’s had 4 boyfriends in life, she’ll tell a man she slept with 5 people. Of course she slept with the four boyfriends and there was that one random summer fling. He considers this accurate and excuses the summer fling as you being young and carefree. All is well.
Here’s what he doesn’t know. _______READMORE
Every man would like to think that when it comes to the bedroom, he’s THEE MAN! He wants to believe that his lady love is quite pleased in that department, and perhaps, like Mr. Songz he “invented sex”. Well, not really. To be frank, your lady may just be putting on an act. You know, stroking your ego and soothing your pride. Here are 11 common sex peeves women complain about, it just may be you.
- The Thrust & Miss: Nope, wrong hole! Like really? Do us a favor, how about you find the right hole first and then precede. Do I really need to draw a map for you to navigate down there? It’s really not that damn difficult.
- It’s mine right? Well….., it’s yours tonight. But it was Tony’s last night…but you don’t need to know that right?
- How was it? If you really have to ask, chances are, it wasn’t good. And you know it but there you are lying to yourself. Those moans and groans were really for my pleasure. Actually I thought if maybe I made noise it would give you more motivation to do a better job. #SEXFAIL!
- I put it down, I know I’m the best you ever had! Haha! While you’re sweating, panting and raving; giving yourself a pat on the back, as far as I’m concerned, we haven’t even started. If I start planning my grocery list, trying to see over your shoulder to see the TV, or moaning loudly to disguise a yawn, chances are you aren’t doing as much as you think. Watch a movie. Ask a friend. Read a book. Do some stretches and buy some fruit. Hell take a class if you can but whatever you do get some new moves. You’re just Mr. hitting it right now but….Tony did it better.
- Lick before you stick! Look, unlike most men we don’t just get wet off the drop of a dime or an erection, like you, whenever the wind blows. You want me to put in work? Put your lips to good use. And how about you do it just like you like it! I may even enjoy it then.